[image: CAP News] Obama Okays Landscapers To Clean Up His Dogs' Crap [image: Obama Okays Landscapers To Clean Up His Dogs' Crap]
WASHINGTON (CAP) - Armed with shovels and little blue plastic baggies, federal landscaping personnel fanned out across the West Lawn yesterday on orders of President Obama to "clean up all the crap" left behind by original White House dog Bo. "I vow to the American people that I will clean up Bo's mess to make the White House grounds safe for our new puppy Sunny," Obama said. "And I won't stop until Bo and Sunny can live in harmony without both feeling the need to mark their territory." The president said he originally intended to wait for Michelle's okay before proceeding, but decided he needed to show "who wears the pants in the family." Critics call Obama's approach a knee-jerk reaction to something that's been taking place under his nose for a long time. SHARE [image: Facebook]<http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201309001&t=Obama%20Okays%20Landscapers%20To%20Clean%20Up%20His%20Dogs'%20Crap> [image: Reddit]<http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201309001> [image: Google Plus] [image: Twitter]<http://twitter.com/home?status=Obama%20Okays%20Landscapers%20To%20Clean%20Up%20His%20Dogs'%20Crap%20-%20http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201309001> [image: StumbleUpon]<http://www.stumbleupon.com/submit?url=http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201309001> politics NEWS Obama Pushes For "Taco Tuesdays" During Day Trips<http://www.cap-news.com/report.php?id=201305004> Obama Okays Giant Dome Missile Defense Shield<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201303010> New Senate Bill Bans Only Weapons Used In Crimes<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201303005> Rand Paul Accused Of Using Filibuster-Enhancing Drugs<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201303001> President Clinton's Bones Found After 12 Years<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201302003> "Reporters, dignitaries and other White House visitors have been stepping in Bo's bombs for years yet the president paid no attention," said Sen. Lindsay Graham (R-SC). "But then Sasha gets poo all over her shoe and all of a sudden we have a national crisis. "I'm sure our boys have better things to do than clean up the president's crap," he added. Public sentiment has been mixed, with many Americans assuming the First Family's dogs could take care of their own business without major intervention, while others admit they aren't even sure where the West Lawn is in relation to the White House. "We hear the press mention the West Lawn all the time but don't think anything of it until we find out a dog's been shitting all over it," said CAP News political analyst Fuad Reveiz. "Then suddenly we're thinking, *Oh my God, what if that dog starts shitting in my yard?*" Many fear that even if the president's landscaping action is successful in cleaning up all the crap from the West Lawn, it will be a disaster again inside of a week because "dogs are dogs and that's what they do." IN OTHER NEWS Dunkin Donuts has canceled a new marketing campaign entitled America Twerks On Dunk's which featured people on the street grinding against friends and coworkers while drinking coffee or eating breakfast sandwiches. "You don't want to know what people were doing with the donuts," said a spokesperson. "Let alone the crullers." TODAY'S TOP STORIES Janet Napolitano Warns Of Locusts, New Super Zombie<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201308008> Las Vegas Unveils New Marketing Strategy<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=200708015> 2014 Video Music Awards To Feature All-Out Orgy<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201308007> Mass. To Eliminate Dept Of Pubic Health<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=200908009> Mischievous E-Trade Baby Shuts Down Stock Exchange<http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201308006> [image: Fake Advertisement] CAP NEWS AUDIO Club Iraq <http://www.cap-news.com/audio.php?id=21> [image: Club Iraq] <http://www.cap-news.com/audio.php?id=21> If you're sick of paying outrageous prices for a forgettable vacation, turn the tables and pay next to nothing for a vacation they won't let you forget. FROM THE VAULT [image: Steve Jobs Takes Gig At Local Radio Shack] <http://www.cap-news.com/story.php?id=201109002> September 02, 2011 TO UNSUBSCRIBE, HIT REPLY AND ASK TO BE REMOVED FROM FUTURE MAILINGS. -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
