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Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06****
right in the doorway. I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone****
and went about my business.****
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While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy*
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across the street mowed the yard, a girl walked her dog down the****
street, and****
quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.***
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After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there,***
*
right where I had left it. It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly****
hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been****
presented to do so.****
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In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself. Well you can imagine my surprise,*
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with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are and how they kill****
people.****
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Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun
in the world.****
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Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat.**
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