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**** **** *Sumbitch....***** **** A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.*** * **** By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.**** **** "Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"**** **** "Yep, sure 'nough did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.**** **** "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?!"**** **** "Yep." **** "Were there any survivors?"**** **** "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."**** **** "Then you're saying that President Obama is *dead*?" **** **** "Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, "he kept a-saying he weren't...but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."**** **** **** ** ** ** ** **** ** ** __._,_.___ __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
