**
   Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse
Jenny (a blonde, of course). "She's incredibly dumb. She does everything
absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give
a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10
milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to
give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in
one hour! The guy nearly exploded!" Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling
scream from down the hall, "Oh my gosh!" said the first doctor, "I just
realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"


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