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Here is what FUBAR stands for:
F---d up beyond any recovery -- From military situations in WWII
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>>  Written by Dr. Jack Wheeler    Wednesday, 30 October 2013
>> [image: nauru_map.png]
>>
>> *Nauru*.  Welcome to the world's smallest country - a tiny isolated rock
>> in a remote part of the Pacific, right on the Equator, 8.1 square miles
>> with 9,300 people living around its 10-mile circumference. No one lives in
>> the interior and we'll soon find out why.  Of all 193 Member States of the
>> United Nations, Nauru is the smallest in population.  Only Monaco (less
>> than 1 square mile on the French Riviera) is smaller in area.
>>
>> I wanted to reach the three most unknown and hidden nations in the South
>> Pacific on this excursion.  I found 
>> Tuvalu<http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/5628/2/> entrancing,
>> and Tarawa <http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/5638/2/> in
>> Kiribati repelling - but now I have made it all the way to the bottom of
>> the Pacific's barrel.
>>
>> I have been to almost all of those 193 UN countries (189 in fact), and I
>> can confirm that Nauru is more FUBAR than any other.  Actually, that's an
>> understatement.  You all know what the acronym means, and Nauru takes it to
>> a whole new dimension, a higher standard of fubaredness than the rest of
>> the world which is unlikely to be surpassed in our lifetimes if ever.
>>
>> Better get comfortable in your favorite chair with at least three fingers
>> of your favorite adult beverage at the ready to get through this.  You'll
>> find it hard to believe but this is a true story.  Kafka himself couldn't
>> have made it up, although he would have relished the irony in how it
>> applies to us.  The photos are all mine.
>>
>> We'll start with what Nauru unbelievably looks like.  Note the green
>> strip around the perimeter and the vast gray uninhabited interior.
>>
>> [image: nauru_island2.png]
>>
>> Nauru is a coral outcrop built up over five million years on top of an
>> ancient volcano summit that eroded to sea level.  There's no lagoon, just
>> the solitary island in the middle of a vast ocean.  For those five million
>> years, countless nesting birds pooped on the coral depositing millions of
>> tons of guano.  Polynesians showed up in their outrigger canoes a couple of
>> thousand years ago to eat the birds, fish, gather coconuts, and make war
>> between the dozen clans they divided the island into.
>>
>> The Germans claimed the place in the 1880s and put an end to the
>> inter-clan warfare.  The Brits stole the island from the Germans after
>> World War I, and began a mining operation of the island's interior
>> containing one of the richest and highest-grade deposits of phosphate in
>> the world.
>>
>> This came to a halt when the Japanese seized the island during WWII, but
>> resumed after the war.  Nauru was now a UN Trust Territory run jointly by
>> the Brits, Aussies, and Kiwis - who were jointly stupid enough to grant
>> Nauru full sovereign independence in 1968.
>>
>> When the Japanese surrendered the island at the war's end, there were
>> less than 800 Nauruans left alive.  By 1968 there were still less than
>> 2,000 - while agricultural production in both Australia and New Zealand had
>> become dependent on Nauru's "superphosphate" for the fertilizer making that
>> production possible.
>>
>> Yet this tiny number of Nauruans somehow intimidated these huge countries
>> into full sovereign ownership of the island and all phosphate
>> production.  Mining the phosphate had been hard labor-intensive work,
>> chipping the solidified guano out of fossilized limestone coral
>> pinnacles.  Yearly production in the 50s and 60s was in the thousands of
>> tons.
>>
>> The new Nauru government wasted no time in creating the government-owned
>> Nauru Phosphate Company that went full-bore to produce as much phosphate as
>> possible by strip-mining.  Soon, Nauru was producing 1-2 *million* tons
>> per year.  During the 1970s and 1980s, Nauru was making $100-$200 million a
>> year in phosphate profits, giving Nauruans the world's highest per capita
>> GDP (over $50,000 per person per year, higher than any other country on the
>> planet).
>>
>> For 30 years, from 1968 to 1998, Nauru produced 43 million tons of
>> phosphate at a cumulative profit of $1.8 billion.  Yes, billion - for a few
>> thousand people.  And they blew it all.
>>
>> Everyone had a brand-new car.  Nauruans' favorite pastime was driving
>> around the island - which takes about 20 minutes - over and over like a lab
>> mouse running on a circular treadmill, while drinking Pale Blonde Aussie
>> beer and throwing the empty cans out the window.
>>
>> No one paid any taxes, everything was paid for by the government as Nauru
>> became a total welfare state.  Nauruans changed governments like musical
>> chairs so that everyone was on the gravy train.
>>
>> Nauruans became fully sedentary.  Consuming enormous quantities of beer
>> and rice, Nauruans became and still are the most obese people on 
>> earth<http://ajw.asahi.com/article/globe/feature/obesity/aj201205270051> -
>> it is astounding how fat they are - and have the world's highest rate of
>> diabetes (e.g., 53% of Nauruan women over age 55 have diabetes).
>>
>> During Nauru's go-go days, the police chief bought himself a $200,000
>> yellow Lamborghini.  Off-loaded at the dock all shiny spanking new, the
>> chief was the proudest guy on the island - until he tried to take it for a
>> spin only to discover he was too fat to squeeze into it.
>>
>> Nauru's circular road was littered with car wrecks crashed by
>> drunks.  The politicians in charge of the Nauru Phosphate Trust Fund
>> squandered incredible fortunes on expensive real estate buys they trashed
>> like office buildings in Australia, or hotels on Waikiki in Hawaii and the
>> Grand Pacific in Suva, Fiji, then letting them go kaput.  They spent
>> millions on a play, *Leonardo (da Vinci) the 
>> Musical*<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=7854630>,
>> panned by critics and audiences as one of the worst in history of theatre,
>> and to which the entire cabinet and their families flew to London in their
>> private jet for the disastrous debut.
>>
>> They insisted on having their own prestige airline, Air Nauru, with five
>> Boeing 737s and two 727s flying routes all over the Pacific at 10-20%
>> capacity.  Often, the president or one of his cronies would commandeer a
>> plane ready to fly in order to take his family on a shopping spree in Hong
>> Kong or Tokyo, leaving all the passengers and their luggage stranded on the
>> tarmac.  By 1990 Air Nauru was losing $100 million a year.  By 1996 it was
>> down to a single 737.
>>
>> As phosphate production began winding down in the 90s, the politicians
>> began borrowing against the trust fund to bankroll their lifestyle and the
>> Nauru welfare state.  General Electric Capital Division lent them $236
>> million.  Phosphate production fell off a cliff in 1998 and was down to
>> almost zero in 2006.  GE foreclosed in 2004.  Air Nauru ceased operating in
>> 2005 with its one plane seized by creditors.
>>
>> The state was so bankrupt it couldn't pay its satellite phone bills and
>> lost contact with the world for several months.
>>
>> Today, Nauru is kept on life support through aid and handouts of various
>> kinds from the governments of Australia, New Zealand, and Taiwan.  Nauruans
>> think the world owes them a living.  Very few have any drive or
>> incentive.  The population has quintupled since independence as Nauruan
>> women have an average of 4 children - yet parents could care less if their
>> kids go to school.  Truancy is rampant, with Aussie teachers here telling
>> me their students have almost no desire to learn anything.
>>
>> People here are fatter than ever and dying like flies from diabetes,
>> smoking, heart disease and booze.  Men die on average at age 56, women a
>> few years later.  At least a quarter of Nauruan children are stunted from
>> malnutrition, eating sugar junk food and white rice.  Most Nauruans live in
>> destitution.  Most of the island looks like Detroit in the Pacific Ocean.
>>
>> There are no banks here or insurance companies.  There is no Nauru
>> currency - the official currency is Australian dollars.  Every transaction
>> is cash.  Almost all real jobs are done by ex-pats, mostly from Australia,
>> or elsewhere in the Pacific like Tarawa or the Marshall Islands. Almost all
>> businesses and shops, mostly tiny tin shacks, are run by Chinese. Defunct
>> Air Nauru has been restarted with one 737 bought as a gift from Taiwan.  It
>> operates as, I kid you not, Our Airline <http://www.ourairline.com.au/>.  
>> That's
>> the actual name of Nauru's airline now.
>>
>> As of 2013, according to the New Zealand government, Nauru's public debt
>> is around $869 million. After wasting or stealing $1.8 billion, not one
>> single Nauru politician has been prosecuted, much less jailed.  One reason
>> is because of any 5 Nauruans, 2 are related.  They were all in the scam
>> together.
>>
>> Now let's take a look at the Island of Fubar.  Remember I asked you to
>> note the vast gray patch of the island in the picture above?  80% of the
>> island has been rubble-ized by phosphate strip mining, leaving countless
>> stone coral pinnacles.
>>
>> Nauruans call this area "Topside," and you have to see it to believe
>> it.  Pinnacles up to 20 feet high as far as you can see.  It's a
>> mind-boggling ecological catastrophe.  Topside - 80% of Nauru - is utterly
>> uninhabitable and always will be.
>>
>> [image: nauru_topside.png]
>>
>> [image: nauru_topside4.png]
>>
>> [image: nauru_topside3.png]
>>
>> Nauru's beaches exist only at low tide, and are also studded with coral
>> pinnacles.  They are natural formations, but make the beaches jeopardous
>> and unswimmable.
>>
>> [image: nauru_big_pinnacle_beach.png]
>>
>> [image: nauru_pinnacle_beach.png]
>>
>> That beach front home you see?  Here it is close up.  Completely trashed,
>> it's not abandoned - people live here.  I love the thoughtful touch of old
>> blue jeans as window curtains.
>>
>> [image: nauru_beach_home.png]
>>
>> Most Nauruans live in trashed tenement homes.  Here's another - note the
>> loving attention paid to front yard landscaping, given that this is a lush,
>> tropical South Seas island:
>>
>> [image: nauru_home.png]
>>
>> Trashed office buildings are everywhere also.
>>
>> [image: nauru_office.png]
>>
>> There's an idyllic lake called Buada Lagoon...
>>
>> [image: nauru_buada.png]
>>
>> But it's trashed too.
>>
>> [image: nauru_buada2.png]
>>
>> There's also the gigantic wreckage of the abandoned phosphate operation.
>>
>> [image: nauru_pwreckage.png]
>>
>> [image: nauru_pwreckage2.png]
>>
>> Recently, however, it's been revived to extract "secondary" lower-grade
>> phosphate.  The enormous processing plant has been reopened.
>>
>> [image: nauru_pplant.png]
>>
>> With the emission of huge clouds of phosphate dust...
>>
>> [image: nauru_pdust.png]
>>
>> That everyone in Nauru's largest community of Aiwo below the plant has to
>> breathe.  Adding insult to injury, the government put up this hilarious
>> sign in Aiwo.  Note the processing plant behind it.
>>
>> [image: nauru_sign.png]
>>
>> I'm quite sure by now that you see the irony reeking in all of this, that
>> it has dawned on you that Nauru is what Zero wants to turn America into,
>> that he wants to turn Americans into Nauruans.  The latest headlines
>> proclaim it:
>>
>> 90,609,000: Americans Not In Labor Force Climbs To Another 
>> Record<http://www.cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/90609000-americans-not-labor-force-climbs-another-record>
>> .
>>
>> U.S. Spent $3.7 Trillion On Welfare In Last 5 
>> Years.<http://www.weeklystandard.com/blogs/report-us-spent-37-trillion-welfare-over-last-5-years_764582.html>
>>
>> Census Bureau: Means-Tested Gov't Benefit Recipients Outnumber Full-Time
>> Year-Round 
>> Workers.<http://cnsnews.com/news/article/terence-p-jeffrey/census-bureau-means-tested-govt-benefit-recipients-outnumber-full>
>>
>> We were the richest people on earth and now the most indebted, borrowing
>> trillions to maintain our welfare addiction and dependency.  It is this
>> addiction and dependency that got Zero elected and reelected.  What has
>> destroyed Nauru is what is destroying America - especially when we are
>> governed by a president and a party determined to do so, and have an
>> opposition party too stupid and cowardly to prevent it.
>>
>> There is no hope for the Nauruans, for they have passed the point of
>> recoverability, of no return.  Their state must soon cease to exist, with
>> the island abandoned and its inhabitants scattered elsewhere. (What is
>> going on as an insane attempt to prevent this fate will be discussed next
>> week.)
>>
>> Is there hope for us?  Sure there is.  Americans are not Nauruans, no
>> matter how much Zero attempts to "fundamentally transform" them.  Just look
>> at the utter FUBAR of Obamacare, the lynchpin of his presidency, for
>> evidence.
>>
>> There is nothing fubared in America that a President Ted Cruz can't
>> rectify - especially if he's teamed up with a Vice-President Ben Carson,
>> MD<http://www.amazon.com/America-Beautiful-Rediscovering-Nation-Great/dp/0310330912/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1383136649&sr=8-1&keywords=Benjamin+Carson+MD>
>> .
>>
>> So ends my odyssey to the Remote Pacific.  Soon I head back to America,
>> from a land of no hope to a land where there is still hope, and where we
>> have the opportunity to turn that hope into reality. Cruz-Carson '16!
>>
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