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DCG posted: "The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent
a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that
washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass
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The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out
to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on
the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed on
the Oregon State Highway Division, *apparently on the theory that highways
and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects*.
So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan -- remember, I am not
making this up -- *of blowing up the whale with dynamite*. The thinking is
that the *whale would be blown into small pieces*, which would be eaten by
seagulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.
DCG
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