Steve posted: "1.Law of Mechanical Repair -After your hands become
coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
2.Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to
the least accessible corner. 3. Law of Probability- Th" Respond to this
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*1.**Law of Mechanical Repair -*After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
* 2.**Law of Gravity* *- *Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will
roll to the least accessible corner.
* 3.* *Law of Probability**-* The
probability<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability>of being watched
is directly
proportional<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proportionality_%28mathematics%29>to
the stupidity of your act.
* 4.**Law of Random Numbers* - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy
signal <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busy_signal> and someone always answers
*5.**Supermarket Law* - As soon as you get in the smallest line, the
cashier will have to call for help.
* 6.**Variation Law* *-*If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you
were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
*7.**Law of the Bath <http://whc.unesco.org/en/list/428>* - When the body
is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
* 8.* *Law of Close Encounters* *-* The probability of meeting someone you
know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be
seen with.
*9.* *Law of the Result* *- *When you try to prove to someone that a
machine won't work, it will.
* 10.* *Law of Biomechanics - *The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.
*11..* *Law of the Theater & Hockey Arena *- At any event, the people whose
seats are furthest from the aisle <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aisle>,
always arrive last. They are the ones who will leave their seats several
times to go for food, beer, or the toilet and who leave early before the
end of the performance or the game is over.. The folks in the aisle seats
come early, never move once, have long gangly legs or big bellies and stay
to the bitter end of the performance. The aisle people also are very surly
folk.
* 12.* *The Coffee Law *- As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot
coffee<http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coffee>,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.
* 13.* *Murphy's Law of Lockers *- If there are only 2 people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.
*14.* *Law of Physical Surfaces* *-*The chances of an open-faced jam
sandwich landing face down on a floor, are directly correlated to the
newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
* 15.**Law of Logical Argument**-*Anything is possible if you don't know
what you are talking about.
* 16.* *Brown's Law of Physical Appearance* *- *If the clothes fit, they're
ugly.
* 17.**Oliver's Law of Public Speaking**- *A closed mouth gathers no feet.
*18.**Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy* *-*As soon as you find
a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
* 19.* *Doctors' Law**- *If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go
to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better... But don't
make an appointment, and you'll stay sick. This has been proven over and
over with taking children to the pediatrician.
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*If you don't forward this, your belly button will unscrew and your bum
will fall off ---------*
~Steve~ * H/T hujonwi*
*Steve <http://fellowshipoftheminds.com/author/stungunsandmace/>* |
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