*Letterman's Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat*
*1. I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want.* *I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.* *2. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companys' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.* *3. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.* *4. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.* *5. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.* *I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that get police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.* *6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.* *7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away the Social Security from those who paid into it.* *8. I voted Democrat because I believe that businesses should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves.* *They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.* *9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.* 10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions for their oil, to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher or fish. __._,_.___ __,_._,___ -- -- Thanks for being part of "PoliticalForum" at Google Groups. For options & help see http://groups.google.com/group/PoliticalForum * Visit our other community at http://www.PoliticalForum.com/ * It's active and moderated. Register and vote in our polls. * Read the latest breaking news, and more. --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "PoliticalForum" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
