And I thought y'all might like this
FORWARDED MAIL ------- From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] (Arlene Stein)
Date: 24 Mar 99
Originally To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Now, some of this may not translate, but I thought it might provide a
giggle or two...
>Jewish Country-Western Hits:
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>For *You* I Should Be Singing?!
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>Honky-Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights
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>I Was One of the Chosen People ('Til She Chose Somebody Else)
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>I've Got My Foot On The Glass, Where Are You?
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>Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Gentiles
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>My Rowdy Friend Elijah's Comin' Over Tonight.
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>New bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament
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>Stand by Your Mensch
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>Achy Breaky Hip
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>I Got the Guilt, You Got the Gelt (I Went and Cut Another Notch in My
>Belt)
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>I'm Cryin' in My Manischewitz ('Cause I Lost Rebecca Levitz)
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>All My Ex's Made an Exodus
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>The Shiksa's Gonna Hit the Fan
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>Four Thousand Years of Sufferin', and I Had to Marry You
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>My Woman Gave Me Crabs, and That Ain't Kosher
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>Homeland on the Range
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>All right, Already, Enough With The Infidelity!
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>Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes
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>The Second Time She Said 'Shalom', I Knew She Meant 'Goodbye'
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>I Balanced Your Books, but You're Breaking My Heart
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>You've Been Talkin' Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town
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>Mamas Don't Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They
>Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that
>My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweat Over for
>YearsWhich Apparently Doesn't Mean Anything Now That You're Turning
>Your Back on Such a Gift)
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>That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff
>
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