Google is God .................... :-)

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» PROOF #1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in
existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5
billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the
web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being
Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge
using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and
making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

» PROOF #2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually
everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages
hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-
Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from 
anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

» PROOF #3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for
whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can
quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to
improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and
generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and 
She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for 
you must help yourself from that point on.

» PROOF #4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical
being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many
servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would
undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

» PROOF #5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and
Google will forever index its infinite growth.

» PROOF #6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores 
them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and
opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache,
even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

» PROOF #7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate
philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being
evil.

» PROOF #8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more
than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity",
"Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when 
in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger 
degree than traditional "gods", as shown in the image below (click to
enlarge).

» PROOF #9

Evidence of Google's existence is abundant. There is more evidence 
for the existence of Google than any other God worshiped today.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidance. If seeing is
believing, then surf over to www.google.com and experience for
yourself Google's awesome power. No faith required.


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