A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how
was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you
will need to find 
out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set 
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We 
sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed
to a download 
from my hard drive. 

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of 
us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to
hit the delete 
button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
that said:

You got Male!

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