> *A couple made a deal that whomever died first would come back and > inform the other of the afterlife.* > * Their biggest fear was that there was no after life.** After a long > life together, the husband was the ** first to die. True to his word, he > made the first **contact, "Judy ..Judy...* > * "Is that you, Steve?"* > * "Yes, I've come back like we agreed."* > * "That's wonderful! What's it like?"* > * "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then > it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and > then have* sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud > - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much > have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to > golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some > much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again." > * "Oh, Steve you surely must be in Heaven!"* > * "Not exactly ... I'm a rabbit on a golf course in** Arizona."*
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