Item "0" (tops the list), "All you have to do is..." Item 4, "This won't take but about 2 weeks." Item 5, "It will be done by (name month 4 weeks out, neglect to say you meant "next year" in said month)..."
Gil > -----Original Message----- > From: profoxtech-boun...@leafe.com > [mailto:profoxtech-boun...@leafe.com]on Behalf Of m...@mikewohlrab.com > Sent: Thursday, April 02, 2009 11:53 AM > To: profoxt...@leafe.com > Subject: Re: [NF] 3 biggest lies we tell as developers > > > At my work we have self checkout and every now and then it will > either count to ten in spanish or say "uh-oh." When i asked my > boss about this she said that it's not a bug, its a feature! Let > me say I was laughing my ass off for the rest of the day! > > Mike > Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry > > -----Original Message----- > From: Stephen Russell <srussell...@gmail.com> > > Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2009 10:41:23 > To: <profoxt...@leafe.com> > Subject: [NF] 3 biggest lies we tell as developers > > > 3 Biggest Software Lies > > I ran across the following quote today and thought it was pretty funny… > > 3 Biggest Software Lies: > > 1. The program’s fully tested and bug-free > 2. We’re working on the documentation > 3. Of course we can modify it! > > Do you have any other items to add to the above list? > > > > -- > Stephen Russell > Sr. Production Systems Programmer > Web and Windows Development > Independent Contractor > Memphis TN > > 901.246-0159 > [excessive quoting removed by server] _______________________________________________ Post Messages to: ProFox@leafe.com Subscription Maintenance: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profox OT-free version of this list: http://leafe.com/mailman/listinfo/profoxtech Searchable Archive: http://leafe.com/archives/search/profox This message: http://leafe.com/archives/byMID/profox/ogemjejenhfgjkphaodnkeogblab.mrgmh...@rochester.rr.com ** All postings, unless explicitly stated otherwise, are the opinions of the author, and do not constitute legal or medical advice. This statement is added to the messages for those lawyers who are too stupid to see the obvious.
