Hehehe... kalo Islam sih, ga usah nunggu dadarnya udah montok, msh ingusan berdada rata dan belum mens jg udah halal diembat.
From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Sunday, January 29, 2012 5:38 AM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Ketololan Islam > > > >"Betapa cantik betapa jelita engkau, hai tercinta di antara segala yang >disenangi. Sosok tubuhmu seumpama >pohon korma dan buah dadamu gugusannya. Aku ingin memanjat pohon korma >itu dan memegang gugusan-gugusannya" (Kidung Agung 7:6-8). >Puisi lebih vulgar menyebut –maaf– payudara montok wanita bugil: "Engkau >menjadi besar dan sudah cukup umur bahkan sudah sampai pada masa >mudamu. Maka buah dadamu sudah montok, rambutmu sudah tumbuh tetapi >engkau dalam keadaan telanjang bugil" (Yehezkiel 16:7 ). > >________________________________ >From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2012 5:35 PM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Ketololan Islam > > > >Tem bila ditelaah, dalam Bibel banyak dimuat ayat-ayat erotis yang mengumbar >kalimat seputar organ intim lelaki dan perempuan. Misalnya, kitab >Kidung Agung 4:5 dan 7:1-3 memuat puisi memuja kecantikan wanita dari >pinggang, pusar dan buah dada. Kitab Amsal 5:18-19 menyebut kalimat >"buah dada yang selalu memuaskan." >pantesan saja tingkah laku lu jadi belingsatan kayak maniak tiap2 hari. > >________________________________ >From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Saturday, January 28, 2012 5:11 PM >Subject: [proletar] Ketololan Islam > > >Ketololan Islam dan orang Islam itu emang ga ada tandingannya > > > >12:25 am | Posted by Sarah A >The Evil Eye and Other Strange Superstitions that Still Exist Today in Muslim >Societies > >1/27/2012 > >SOURCE >About a month ago, my mom was packing to go on a trip. While she was trying to >figure out what she needed, she realized that she could not find one of her >purses. After looking everywhere with no luck, she started freaking out. She >came downstairs really frustrated and said: “I think the devil is playing >tricks on me! I can’t find my bag and I know I saw it this morning. He must be >hiding it somewhere to mess with me.”….. It took every bit of self-control for >me not to burst out laughing. She was really serious! She proceeded to recite >verses of the Quran to ward him off. I tried to tell her that the “devil” was >not messing with her, but she got mad and said: “You know this stuff is real >right? It’s in the Quran”…. Of course mom. It MUST be real because this >ancient book said so. I wanted to say more so badly but I decided to let it >go. She eventually realized that she put the purse inside another bag to save >space, and then gave >credit to god (of course) for helping her find it. >Now, my mother is an educated professional with a graduate degree. She is >generally not an irrational person by any means, but somehow she manages to >block off her logical side when it comes to religion. It is deeply ingrained >in her and she would never for a second think that it is not real. Many >Muslims are the same way. There are just certain superstitious things that >they truly believe in just because they are in the Quran and Hadith (Teachings >of Mohammad). >Here are some examples of the biggest issues I have seen: > >The Evil Eye > >The Evil Eye is probably the most popular superstition that I see in the >Muslim world. It supposedly comes when someone admires something you have but >does not say a blessing, and then harm happens to you or the item they liked. >For example, if someone admires your car but does not say “Masha’ Allah” >(which basically means “with god’s will anything is possible”), and you get in >an accident the next day, it would be their fault. Or if someone admires your >beautiful wife and then she gets a cut on her face, it would be their fault as >well. Because of ideas like these, people are always saying “Masha’ Allah” all >the time so they don’t cause harm to others or themselves. > >Warding off the Evil Eye > >When I was about 11 or 12, my parents got into a big argument. They did not >speak for days, which was very uncharacteristic of them because they were >always very affectionate towards each other and they never argued in front of >me or my siblings. My grandmother was convinced that the evil eye is what was >causing their fight. Someone just had to be jealous of their relationship. She >came over and started reading verses of the Quran in our living room to ward >off the evil eye. It didn’t work the first day, so she came over again the >next day and did the same. Later that night my parents worked things out. My >grandmother was so happy because in her mind, it worked! Reading the Quran >verses got rid of the evil eye and my parents were back to themselves again. >Of course she gave credit to “god”, not to the fact that they sat down to >discuss the problem and then reached a compromise. >Muslims believe that there are some things that you can do to help protect >yourself from the evil eye. Here are some of the ideas they usually suggest: >* Put a small Quran in places like your living room or car. You can also wear >a necklace with just a few key verses from the Quran to help protect you. This >is especially done for kids because they want to keep them “safe”. >* Don’t always tell people when something good happens to you just in case >someone is jealous. It is not worth the risk of the evil eye. >* Always say “Masha Allah” (with god’s will anything is possible) when you see >something you admire so you don’t accidentally put the evil on someone or on >your self. > >Obsession with being right handed > >Mohammad believed that the devil was left handed. He had this obsession with >doing everything with the right hand, foot and side, because anything on the >left is associated with evil. He said that you should always use your right >for anything “honorable” (writing), and your left hand for anything that is >not (going to the bathroom etc.). >I have an uncle who is left handed, and when he was younger, his family would >tie his left hand behind his back so he would not use it for eating or >writing. Needless to say, that did not make him right handed, it just made him >resent the idea that he was left handed. >Here are some more things that Mohammad taught his people to keep “Satan” away: >* When you put your shoes on, always start with the right foot then the left. >* Never eat with your left hand because that means the devil is eating with >you. >* Always spit to your left because that’s where the devil stands. >* When you go to the bathroom, you should enter with your left foot, but when >you leave you should use your right (since the bathroom is an “unclean” place). >* When a man pees, he should never hold his penis with the right hand. (yes he >actually said that) >* Mohammad also believed that if you wanted to make sure bad dreams don’t harm >you, spit on your left side. I did not even know this teaching existed, but >apparently it is in the Hadith: > >A good dream that comes true is from Allah, and a bad dream is from Satan, so >if anyone of you sees a bad dream, he should seek refuge with Allah from Satan >and should spit on the left, for the bad dream will not harm him.” (Bukhari >Book 87 #115) > >Fortune Telling > >Islam says that fortune telling is true but they try to discourage people from >it because fortune tellers “work with the devil” to get their information. >Although they are not supposed to find out their future, many people still >speak to, palm readers, card readers, and coffee fortune tellers. >My grandmmother went to see a fortune teller when she was in her 20′s and the >teller told her that she would not live past 60. The closer my grandmother got >to that age, the more scared she became. Then age 60 came but nothing >happened. Still, she thought every year would be her last. She ended up living >until she got to her late 70′s, and I am pretty sure that if she did not have >this fear that she was dying, she would have lived a happier, more enjoyable >life. > >Witchcraft > >The Quran and Hadith (Mohammad’s teachings) are filled with witchcraft. It is >even said that witchcraft could kill and that the person performing the spell >should be tried as a murderer and executed. Mohammad even thought that he was >“bewitched” at some point. > >7 Dates a day keep the “spells” away > >The “prophet” Mohammad had an interesting way of warding off evil and >protecting himself. He ate 7 dates a day… >He who ate seven ‘ajwa’ dates in the morning, poison and magic will not harm >him on that day.(Sahih Muslim Book 23, #5081). > >More Funny and Strange Things Mohammed Believed > >These are some things they didn’t exactly teach us in school… Probably because >they sounded even dumber than the examples above. I found them in an article >while doing some research for this post. I looked up the references in the >Hadith, and they actually exist! >This list really made me laugh: >* If someone oversleeps, it is because Satan urinated in their ear. >* You should try your best not to yawn because it is caused by Satan and he >will laugh at you every time. But it is OK to sneeze because god likes >sneezing. >* Keep your doors closed because Satan does not open closed doors. >* Satan comes out at night so don’t let your kids out of the house after >sunset. >* Satan hangs out in the upper part of your nose when you sleep at night, so >if you wake up to go to the bathroom, always wash your nose and blow it to get >rid of him. >* And last but not least…A child will always resemble the parent that climaxed >first during sex (when conceived). >And people wonder why we don’t take religion seriously…. > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > >[Non-text portions of this message have been removed] > > > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------------------ Post message: prole...@egroups.com Subscribe : proletar-subscr...@egroups.com Unsubscribe : proletar-unsubscr...@egroups.com List owner : proletar-ow...@egroups.com Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! 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