Sorry khusus yg bisa bhs jawa timuran.. Seminggu neng Jepang Pakdhe karo Budhe akhire nemu restoran masakan Indonesia. Pelayane Robot. Robot teko nyedaki Pakdhe, trus ngomong:
?What is your nationality??, robot takon. ?Indonesia? jare Pakdhe. ?Selamat datang? jare robot nganggo bahasa Indonesia. ?Apa bahasa suku Anda??, robot takon meneh. ?Jawa?, jare Pakdhe ?Sugeng siang. Mas? pesen nopo?? Jare robot nganggo boso jowo. "Canggih yo bu?", Pakdhe ngomong karo Budhe. Budhe : ?Ono lotek??, ibune takon karo robot. Robot : ?Ono.? Budhe : ?Pesen rong porsi.? Robot: ?Porsi gedhe opo cilik?" Budhe : ?Porsi gedhe.? Robot : ?Lomboke piro?? Budhe : ?Sing siji loro, sing siji sepuluh.? Robot : ?Nganggo kangkung?? Budhe : ?Yo.? Robot : ?Nganggo timun?? Budhe : ?Yo.? Robot : ?Nganggo kol?? Budhe : ?Yo.? Robot : ?Nganggo kol jowo opo kol asli Jepang?? Pakdhe : ?Sing endi wae lah manut!?, Pakdhe wiwit rodo nesu. Robot : ?Kacange diuleg opo diblender?? Pakdhe : ?Kuarepmu!? Robot : ?Kacange setengah mateng opo mateng?? Pakdhe : ?Gor?ng sing gariiiiiiing..!!? Robot : ?Nganggo bawang goreng rak?? Pakdhe : ?Nganggo..., asu!? Pakdhe misuh banter banget. Robot : ?Dipiring opo dipincuk?? Pakdhe : ?Dipiring !? Robot : ?Lengone nganggo margarin opo minyak kelapa?? Pakdhe : ?Jelantah... wedhus!! !? Nesu banget soale wis sepuluh menit dhewe. Robot meneng, lampune byar pet kelap kelip kayane lagi diproses. Kiro-kiro telung menitan robot'? ngomong meneh: Robot : ?Maturnuwun. Pesenan tak tompo. Mung rak iso di suguhake...? Pakdhe : ?Nopo? Aku wis ngenteni suwe banget, tanya-jawab karo kowe, kok rak iso nopo to ndes??, jare Pakdhe emosi. Robot : ?Soale durung ono asune karo wedhuse...? Pakdhe : ? Diancuuuk...Iso edan aku! Ayo bu lungo, rak usah nguntal neng kene !!!?, Pakdhe nggondhok... Sorry buat yg kagak bisa ngerti.. Ntar tanya yang bisa ngomong ya..? Lucu deh.. Ch@™ pin: 21EF6D92 Surabaya Powered by Telkomsel BlackBerry® ------------------------------------ Post message: prole...@egroups.com Subscribe : proletar-subscr...@egroups.com Unsubscribe : proletar-unsubscr...@egroups.com List owner : proletar-ow...@egroups.com Homepage : http://proletar.8m.com/Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/proletar/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: proletar-dig...@yahoogroups.com proletar-fullfeatu...@yahoogroups.com <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: proletar-unsubscr...@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
