Si auloh itu hrs ngeliat bulan unt tau kapan hrs mulai ngerante setan di bulan Bombathon, krn dia ga punya jam atau kalender misalnya. Kalo orang jaman dulu ga tau kalender atau jam, itu wajar aja. Tp kalo auloh ga becus unt bisa punya jam atau kalender di jaman dulu, itu artinya auloh itu impoten. Masak auloh hrs nunggu sampe kafir laknatuloh nyiptain jam atau kalender baru auloh bisa punya?
Dungu, yg nulis Alkitab itu emang orang, bukan Tuhan, jadi wajar aja kalo pake kata kira2. Yg konyol itu adalah auloh juga pake kata kira2, mungkin dsb di Quran, ga beda dgn orang biasa. >________________________________ > From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Sunday, August 26, 2012 7:45 AM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab > > > >Bleki kalender Bulan itu sudah 6000 taon dipakai orang > >========================== > >Artifacts from the Palaeolithic suggest that the moon was used to reckon time >as early as 6,000 years ago.Lunar calendars were among the first to appear, >either 12 or 13 lunar months (either 354 or 384 days). Without intercalation >to add days or months to some years, seasons quickly drift in a calendar based >solely on twelve lunar months. Lunisolar calendars have a thirteenth month >added to some years to make up for the >difference between a full year (now known to be about 365.24 days) and a year >of just twelve lunar months. The numbers twelve and thirteen came >to feature prominently in many cultures, at least partly due to this >relationship of months to years. > >BLEKI JADI PERTANYAAN YANG TIMBUL........: >YANG BENER MASA TAHUN 1 MASEHI SUDAH ADA JAM?? >a). BAGAIMANA TANGGPAN MANUSIA YANG BERPENDIDIKAN DAN MEMILIKI KECERDASAN YANG >TINGGI MENILAI AYAT-AYAT TERSEBUT..........???? >b). TIDAK PERNAHKAH TERBETIK DI DALAM PIKIRAN KALIAN BAHWA BENARKAH AYAT-AYAT >ITU FIRMAN TUHAN ATAU BUKAN........???? > >c). MUNGKINKAH TUHAN BERFIRMAN DENGAN MEMAKAI KATA KIRA-KIRA.........???? >1). Kira-kira jam 3 malam ( Matius 14 : 25; Markus 6 : 48)....... >2). Kira-kira jam 3 (Matius 27 : 46)....... >3). Kira-kira jam 3 petang (Kis. 10 : 3)....... >4). Kira-kira pukul 4 (Yohanes 1 : 39)........ >5). Kira-kira pukul 5 petang (Matius 20 : 6)........ >6). Kira-kira pukul 5 (Matius 20 : 9).......... >7). Kira-kira pada jam 9 (Kis. 23 : 23)......... >8). Kira-kira pukul 9 pagi (Matius 20 : 3)........ >9). Kira-kira jam 12 (Lukas 23 : 44; Yohanes 19 : 14)....... >10). Kira-kira pukul 12 (Matius 20 : 5; Yohanes 4 : 6; Kis. 10 :9)......... >11). Kira-kira 2 jam (Kis. 19 : 34)......... >12). Kira-kira 3 jam (Kis. 5 : 7)....... > >________________________________ >From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >Sent: Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:57 PM >Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab > > > >auloh itu kagak punya jam, jadi dia ngeliatin bulan unt nentuin waktu >nangkepin setan di bulan bombathon dan kapan hrs buka pintu sorga. Meleset 1 >hari gpp lah, krn nongolnya bulan itu emang susah dipastikan secara pasti. > >>________________________________ >> From: "jack_fanot...@yahoo.com" <jack_fanot...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Saturday, August 25, 2012 5:13 PM >>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >> >> >> >>Udah ada pak , th satu masehi dah tau , baca sejarah pak >>Sent from my BlackBerry® >>powered by Sinyal Kuat INDOSAT >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >>Sender: proletar@yahoogroups.com >>Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:57:50 >>To: proletar@yahoogroups.com<proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Reply-To: proletar@yahoogroups.com >>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >> >>Jaman itu waktu kagak penting hanya ada tiga! >>yang selalu dilabelkan pada suasana >> >>pagi,siang&malem! >> >>kagak ada jam 1 siang ,jam 4 sore........ >>apalagi jam 1 malem......jam 4 pagi. >> >> >>________________________________ >>From: "jack_fanot...@yahoo.com" <jack_fanot...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Friday, August 24, 2012 10:14 PM >>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >> >> >> >>Justru itu sesuai dengan keadaan jaman itu, waktu itu j ɑ m. Belum banyak >>kayak sekarang, kalo sekarang bisa ngomong j ɑ m 15.30 wib >>Sent from my BlackBerry® >>powered by Sinyal Kuat INDOSAT >> >>-----Original Message----- >>From: Musik hari Ini <musikhari...@yahoo.com> >>Sender: proletar@yahoogroups.com >>Date: Fri, 24 Aug 2012 18:54:59 >>To: proletar@yahoogroups.com<proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Reply-To: proletar@yahoogroups.com >>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >> >>Siapa yang lulusan ITB?? >> >>Di ITB kan banyak angka2! >>JAM TANGAN TUHAN RUSAK DAN MENGHITUNG PAKAI KIRA-KIRA.... Di dalam Alkitab / >>Injil...., Tuhan berfirman sangat ragu-ragu dan tidak mengetahui secara >>pasti jam kejadian sesuatu peristiwa sehingga Tuhan hanya main >>kira-kira saja....... >>Mungkin hal terjadi karena waktu itu jam tangan Tuhan yang bermerek >>"ALBA" sedang rusak......... dan belum ada tukang service arloji waktu >>itu...... Belum lagi dalam menghitung jumlah orang, menghitung hari, >>bulan dan tahun....., Tuhan main kira-kira..... >> >>Inilah firman Tuhan yang hanya main kira-kira......: >> >>1). Kira-kira jam 3 malam ( Matius 14 : 25; Markus 6 : 48)....... >>2). Kira-kira jam 3 (Matius 27 : 46)....... >>3). Kira-kira jam 3 petang (Kis. 10 : 3)....... >>4). Kira-kira pukul 4 (Yohanes 1 : 39)........ >> >>________________________________ >>From: item abu <item...@yahoo.com> >>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>Sent: Friday, August 24, 2012 9:34 PM >>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >> >> >> >>Si musik itu emang sakit jiwa, dia ngakunya lulusan STM doang, tp bisa sampe >>kerja di Dinas pajak, dan diminta jadi dosen ITB segala. >> >>>________________________________ >>> From: "jack_fanot...@yahoo.com" <jack_fanot...@yahoo.com> >>>To: "proletar@yahoogroups.com" <proletar@yahoogroups.com> >>>Sent: Saturday, August 25, 2012 7:56 AM >>>Subject: Re: [proletar] Ayat2 lucu dlm Alkitab >>> >>> >>> >>>G kaga ngerti ama musik hari ini, judulnya ayat2 lucu dalam alkitab tapi pas >>>∂ï baca lucunya dimana? Cacat mental yah? 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