NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HURRICANE ALERT
 
A New Hurricane Alert has been issued:
 
The National Weather Service has issued a warning for yet another
catastrophic hurricane following on the heels of Charley, Ivan and Jeanne.
The path of this hurricane zigs and zags, and is therefore highly
unpredictable.
 
Experts predict that this one will cause the most damage to the United
States that we have experienced in four years.  They are naming this
one Hurricane Kerry.
 
Be advised, the only way for citizens to protect themselves is by
getting behind a Bush........

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