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Billy - "I used to have a bumper sticker on my head rest which provoked numerous conversations. It read "stupid people shouldn't breed."
Hehehe, Billy. We are quite fond of the Darwin Awards.
The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways. Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.
Example:
Death by Lava Lamp
28 November 2004, Washington | We have a new Darwin winner, with the recent demise of a man![]() at the hands of his lava lamp. "Why on Earth he heated a lava lamp on the stove, we don't know," said baffled police.
No drug or alcohol evidence was found; Philip Quinn, 24, in his right mind, placed a lava lamp on his kitchen burner and turned up the flame. In due course, he rediscovered this favorite explosive generator of deadly shrapnel. He was found dead in his Kent trailer home, a shard of glass through his heart
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