Hi every body, I needed a good laugh today, maybe you do too. Marie-France, c5-c7 post 4th ----- Original Message ----- From: Bryant, Sue<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: Kimsey, Teri<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ; Walmer, Toni<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ; Trish Kimsey<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ; Jean Case<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> ; Papillon MF<mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, July 16, 2007 11:33 AM Subject: FW: Real 911 Calls
-----Original Message----- > BELIEVE it or not , > These are REAL 911 Calls! > > > > > Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency? > Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the > brown house on the corner. > Dispatcher: Do you have an address? > Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why? > > > > > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? > Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my > ham and cheese sandwich . > Dispatcher : Excuse me? > Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the > kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, > someone had taken a bite out of it. > Dispatcher : Was anything else taken? > Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and > tired of it! > > > > > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? > Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't > have an eleven on it. > Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. > Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one > Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the > same thing. > Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid. > > > My Personal Favorite!!! > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency? > Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two > minutes apart > Dispatcher: Is this her first child? > Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! > > > And the winner is.......... > > > Dispatcher: 9-1-1 > Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. > Darn....I think I'm going to pass out. > Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? > Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. > Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an > asthmatic? > Caller: No > Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having > trouble breathing? > Caller: Running from the Police. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ************************************** Get a sneak peak of the all-new AOL at > http://discover.aol.com/memed/aolcom30tour<http://discover.aol.com/memed/aolcom30tour>
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