You had me going there -- I even searched for it. If only there really were such a thing ----- Original Message ----- From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 5:52 AM Subject: Re: [QUAD-L] Emergency Alert
Have you considered the "RoomMate Zapper" With a simple press of a remote button, you can send a jolt, felt on the moon to anyone who's attention you need? The RoomMate Zapper is so good that it is used to bring the dead back to life. The Zapper is attached to the body, like a "tens unit" only using two reusable patches. At night when you need attention, you press the remote button and wait to hear the "Klunk" of a body hitting the floor. Ahhhhh, the Zapper is working again. No more excuses for dead sleepers. Rmember the RoomMate Zapper, also available in the "sip n puff" model at an additional expense. RoomMate Zapper, is a patented product. Don't accept immitations. RoomMate Zapper. Best Wishes In a message dated 9/29/2009 8:19:11 P.M. Central Daylight Time, [email protected] writes: Sometimes I have problems at night and I desperately need to get a roommate to come into my room, and nobody answers my wireless intercom, their cell phone or the house phone, and I'm left to deal with it on my own. Does anybody know of a good, loud buzzer or anything I might be able to use to raise the dead?? I've actually had to call 911, who doesn't understand that I am spasming because I need to be rolled. So they washed their hands of me, and have made it clear that I either let them take me to the emergency room next time or pay for them to come out.. My roommate insists that he is just too heavy a sleeper. I'm out of options. What is out there that may help me? Better roommates? Thanks, Nick Www.SurvivingParalysis.com
