Have you watch Legit on the FX channel? Very funny. The guy is a quad, but I'm not sure how or why, I missed the beginning. He is in the hospital dying, and is on oxygen. He can't move below his neck, but drove a chair (I didn't notice now.) He wants to have sex before he dies, so gets his friend and brother to take him to a hooker. They leave him in a room and go get a drink. The friend says "How long do you think it will take him to Cum." The brother says "I don't know, but it takes him 2 hours to sh_t)
I thought that was a great line. Greg