Great SF "stories" from the Onion:
It Doesn't Look That Cold Out, Reports Man Who Doesn't Have Thermo-
Sensing Eyes
http://www.theonion.com/articles/it-doesnt-look-that-cold-out-reports-man-who-doesn,19082/
Future U.S. History Students: 'It's Pretty Embarrassing How Long You
Guys Took To Legalize Gay Marriage
http://www.theonion.com/articles/future-us-history-students-its-pretty-embarrassing,19099/
Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand
http://www.theonion.com/articles/apple-fans-chopping-off-hands-in-anticipation-of-n,19084/
Stories I'd LIKE to see on the Onion:
Added Milk and Sugar Confounds Coffee Cup's Biosensors
Supervisor's Forecasts of Drinker's Capacity for Work Muddied,
Improves Perceived Performance
New Study Shows Hearing in Parents Reduced by iBananaPhone
Mothers' Day Sales Skyrocket
Saint Connection Day Festivities Left to Personal Devices
Downtown Crowds Thin This Year as Isolated People on Couches, in Cars,
at Computers, Watch iPhones Celebrate
Alicia
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