MEMO FROM I.T. DEPARTMENT:
Our staff has completed the 18 months of labor on time and
on budget. We
have gone through every line of code in every program in
every system. We
have researched all databases, all data files, including
backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
change. We are
proud to report that we have completed the Y-to-K date
change mission, and
have now implemented all changes to all programs and all
data to reflect
your new standards:
JanuarK, FebruarK, March, April, MaK, June, JulK,
August, September, October, November, December
As well as:
SundaK, MondaK, TuesdaK, WednesdaK
ThursdaK, FridaK, SaturdaK
I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest,
none of this
Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it
is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.
By the way, what does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two
digit year rolls
over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your direction.
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