Berikut difowardkan SUMBU SETAN yang sedang giat-giatnya dibentuk oleh masyarakat Internasional, termasuk pulo Indonesia, dengan tingkatan tingkatan kesetanannya yang berbeda-beda.
Phil here : ) ...a funny for a change - rather Pythonesque > Date: Fri, 08 Feb 2002 03:07:14 -0000 > Subject: [cass] ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA > FORM 'AXIS OF JUST-AS-EVIL' > > 'Axis Of Evil' Pandemic > Spreads Worldwide > (Reuters) > 7-7-2 > > > > "In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran and North Korea 'Axis > of Evil'" -- > N.Y. Times, 1/30/02 > > ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA FORM 'AXIS OF > JUST-AS-EVIL' > > Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form 'Axis of Somewhat Evil'; Other > Nations Start > Own Clubs. > > Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced they had formed the "Axis of Just As Evil," which they said would be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of his State of the Union address. > > Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right. They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong- il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being evil... we're the best." > > Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of Evil."They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al- Assad. "An Axis can't have more than three countries," explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wicked cool." > > THE AXIS PANDEMIC > > International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what became a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan, and Serbia said they had formed the 'Axis of Somewhat Evil,' forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the 'Axis of Occasionally Evil,' while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the 'Axis of Not So Much Evil Really As Just Generally Disagreeable.' > > With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the 'Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics'; Canada, Mexico, and Australia formed the 'Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Nasty Thoughts About America,' while Spain, Scotland, and New Zealand established the 'Axis of Countries That Should Be Allowed to Ask Sheep to Wear Lipstick.' "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. > > While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes, although he rejected the establishment of the Axis of Countries Whose Names End in "Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. > > Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately, world leaders said that's only because no one asked them. ----- Original Message ----- From: panggugek panggugek <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Cc: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Monday, February 11, 2002 1:24 PM Subject: Re: [RantauNet] Sumatera Barat Belum "Habis" > Sekali dalam waktu yang panjang muncul juga satu dua orang meski tidak > begitu diperhitungkan benar dalam tingkatan nasional apalagi internasional. > Kenyataan begini menunjukkan kemunduran meskipun belum habis betul orang > minang. > Sayangnya kita tidak punya nyali untuk menyentuh masalah dasar yang membuat > kemunduran dan dekadensi orang minang dewasa ini. > > Pang > > > >From: Fery Permata <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > >Reply-To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > >Subject: Re: [RantauNet] Sumatera Barat Belum "Habis" > >Date: Sun, 10 Feb 2002 18:10:26 -0800 (PST) > > > >Kabiasaan awak mangana ka nan rancak, > >Awak dulu nan nomor satu, malaysia baguru kaawak, > >kok kini hampia ndak di etong urang. > > > >kok dihituang kini, > >kok nan santiang lai masih banyak, > >kok nan Modal lai ado, tingga pandai-pandai maunjua ka > >rantau, > >kok nan tanah lai masih gadang, > >kasadoe baserak-serak saunggun lahak. > > > >Nan mambuek ibo, alun juo ado nan muncua, > >nan bisa mangkoordinasi potensi nan ado. > >POtensi nan ado kini ko, manunggu sambia manyalasaian > >paretongannyo sorang-sorang, baa gati tu mamak-mamak. > > > >Kok rindu kampuang, antahlah. > >kok nio kampuang rancak, rumah gadang lah dibuek. > >kok buka usaho di kampuang, nan iko yoo ncik lu, sawah > >jauh disubarang. > > > >Ratok tangih nan ado di urang rantau, dek ibo, rumah > >tasabuik santiang, kok halaman ndak juo ado nan > >mambarasiahkan ? > > > >Mimbarminang, Pariaman mulai mengekspor ikan basah ka > >Malaysia. > >Badantam didado raso-raso, bia ketek nan penting > >semangat menggebrak nan hebaik, bravo Pariaman. > > > > > >Fery. > > > >__________________________________________________ > >Do You Yahoo!? > >Send FREE Valentine eCards with Yahoo! 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