As the newly unappointed disseminator of bad tidings, I have been told to warn everyone that the CD that may or may not have been released by the possibly retired band formerly known as the SWORBUGs is not an Audio CD. That would imply that quality music would be present on the disc. No claims to this can be proven.

We would like to award Bob Thompson with the SWORDBUG Bug Finder of the Day Prize of Achievement for his efforts in making sure to point out our incompetence. *

We would also like to announce the immediate closure of our Customer Help Center.

Thank you for your dedication, loyalty, and tolerance.

Ben Fogt
for The SWORBUGs


* The Prize is the opportunity to have his name mentioned in the same email as The SWORBUGs.

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