Hey Johann, A very witty and yet informative piece!!
Looking forward to the second installment... Dave "still..." D. ----- Original Message ----- From: John Pittelli To: tank club Sent: Tuesday, September 17, 2013 9:21 PM Subject: [TANKS] Countdown to battle Well tankers, 10 days to the battle, and I've been asked many times, "Hey, Abomination, how do you prepare for a battle. So over the next days I will give detailed instruction so that you to will be totally prepared for a grueling 2 day extravaganza. Step 1. Locate your asset. That's right, it's been untouched since the summer and probably not were you think it is. If you have a workshop, more than likely it's hidden behind all of the honeydew projects. If you don't have a workshop or designated vehicle storage area, then your wife/girlfriend has moved it under something while cleaning the cave for the arrival of company. My first spot to check is usually something that resembles an end table with a slipcover and vase of flowers on it. Second place to look is behind the recliner that stopped reclining recently. Step2. Upon locating said asset, congratulate yourself with a nice pint. That's right, time to start training for the apres- battle get together. Keep in mind that at the 2 day events, points are not only accumulated in battle on the field, but also by scoring zingers during the witty repartee that occurs after battle. You need to build up the carbs to carry you through the long day. So , start your carb loading now. Stay tuned for the rest of the preparation steps to ensure that you are properly prepared for battle. Tomorrow's Episode: Find the missing parts Oberst Johann -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to rctankcombat@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe, send email to rctankcombat+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to rctankcombat+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out. -- -- You are currently subscribed to the "R/C Tank Combat" group. To post a message, send email to rctankcombat@googlegroups.com To unsubscribe, send email to rctankcombat+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com Visit the group at http://groups.google.com/group/rctankcombat --- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "R/C Tank Combat" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to rctankcombat+unsubscr...@googlegroups.com. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/groups/opt_out.
