[RecipesAndMore] Smiles

[steve doyle]

Advice for the ladies.....decades too late!!    If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing  it  apart to remove the sports section  Buy a dog.    If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the  joy  of  seeing you  Buy a dog.    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and  never  says its not quite as good as his mother made it  Buy a dog    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long  and  wherever you want  Buy a dog.    If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care  about Football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies  Buy a dog.    If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm  your  feet and whom you can push off if he snores  Buy a dog.    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if  you  are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every  word  you  say  is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally,  perpetually  Buy a dog.   But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when  you Call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the  place, walks All over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and  sleep,  and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his  happiness...    Then.................    Buy a cat! LR FROM NOTTINGHAM ENGLAND --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---