[RecipesAndMore] Re: the ten commandments of marriage

[delma bliss]

yeah i might need too huh? Delma ----- Original Message ----- From: kay scrimshaw To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com Sent: Thursday, November 02, 2006 3:34 AM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: the ten commandments of marriage Oh believe me del, i will. remind your man too. Read them out just before you say i do hahahahahaha.   Kay   ----- Original Message ----- From: delma bliss To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 10:59 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: the ten commandments of marriage good one kay, just be sure to remind jack of this when you two get married. hehehehaha delma ----- Original Message ----- From: kay scrimshaw To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com Sent: Wednesday, November 01, 2006 4:18 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] the ten commandments of marriage The ten commandments of marriage   Commandment 1.Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning.   Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.   Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!   Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.   Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.   Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.   Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.   Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.   Commandment 9. Marriage and love are purely a matter of chemistry.That is why a wife treats her husband like toxic waste.   Commandment 10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished!       Kay   No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.13.22/512 - Release Date: 11/1/2006 No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.409 / Virus Database: 268.13.22/512 - Release Date: 11/1/2006 --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---