On the Lighter Side... BY COMPARISON A man's most memorable experience was the famous Johnstown flood. He never stopped talking about it. When he died and went to heaven, he asked if he could also tell everyone there about his experiences. Peter told him that it could be arranged. "But you must remember," he cautioned, "that Noah will be in the audience." AGING Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out. It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker. These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief." Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing. THE SENILITY PRAYER: Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. FULL CIRCLE With a couple celebrating their 50th anniversary at the church's marriage marathon, the minister asked Brother Ralph to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he managed to live with the same woman all these years. The husband replied to the audience, "Well, I treated her with respect, spent money on her, but mostly I took her traveling on special occasions." The minister inquired trips to where? "For our 25th anniversary, I took her to Beijing, China." The minister then said, "What a terrific example you are to all husbands, Ralph. Please tell the audience what you're going to do for your wife on your 50th anniversary?" Brother Ralph: "I'm going back to get her." TIMELY REMINDER "Only one shopping day left until tomorrow." -- ----- Original Message ----- From: Jamie R <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; <RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com> Sent: Tuesday, February 06, 2007 3:09 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Easy Rice Balls
> > Easy Rice Balls > > 4 cups hot cooked rice > 2 cups grated sharp Cheddar cheese > 4 teaspoons chili powder* > 1 teaspoon salt > 1 1/2 cups Italian seasoned bread crumbs (herbs and cheese) > > Mix the hot rice with cheese, chili powder, and salt until well blended and cheese is melted. Form into small balls. Roll in seasoned crumbs. Place on greased baking sheet. > > Bake at 425 degrees for 10 minutes. Serve warm. > > Makes 5 dozen hors d'oeuvres > Source: USA Rice Federation > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
