Subject: FW: Old Hollywood Squares SOME GOOD ONES!! > > > > > > > >If you remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may >bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from >the days when "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were spontaneous, >not scripted, as they are now. Peter Marshall was the host asking the >questions, of course. > >Q. Do female frogs croak? >A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. > >Q. If you're going to make a parachute jump, at least how high should >you be? >A. Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. > >Q. True or False, a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. >A. George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. > >Q. You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or >a woman? >A. Don Knotts: That's what's been keeping me awake. > >Q. According to Cosmopolitan, if you meet a stranger at a party and you >think that he is attractive, is it okay to come out and ask him if >he's married? >A. Rose Marie: No; wait until morning. > >Q. Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? >A. Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. > >Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"? >A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. > >Q. What are "Do It," "I Can Help," and "I Can't Get Enough"? >A. George Gobel: I don't know, but it's coming from the next apartment. > >Q. As you grow older, do you tend to gesture more or less with your >hands while talking? >A. Rose Marie: You ask me one more growing old question Peter, and I'll >give you a gesture you' ll never forget. > >Q. Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear leather? >A. Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. > >Q. Charley, you've just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to >get any during the first year? >A. Charley Weaver: Of course not, I'm too busy growing strawberries. > >Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score? >A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy. > >Q. It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist >camps. One is politics, what is the other? >A. Paul Lynde: Tape measures. > >Q. During a tornado, are you safer in the bedroom or in the closet? >A. Rose Marie: Unfortunately Peter, I'm always safe in the bedroom. > >Q. Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? >A. Marty Allen: Only after lights out. > >Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a >goose do? >A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark? > >Q. If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? >A. Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. > >Q. According to Ann Landers, is there anything wrong with getting into >the habit of kissing a lot of people? >A. Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army. > >Q. It is the most abused and neglected part of your body, what is it? >A. Paul Lynde: Mine may be abused, but it certainly isn't neglected. > >Q. Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, >what was he trying to do? >A. George Gobel: Get it in his mouth. > >Q. Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your >elephant? >A. Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? > >Q. When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? >A. Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car, the rest is up to him. > >Q. Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and >has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? >A. Charley Weaver: His feet. > >Q. According to Ann Landers, what are two things you should never do in >bed? >A. Paul Lynde: Point and laugh. > > > > > > > > > > > > _________________________________________________________________ Find out the restaurants participating in Winterlicious http://local.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&cp=43.658648~-79.383962&style=r&lvl=15&tilt=-90&dir=0&alt=-1000&scene=3702663&cid=7ABE80D1746919B4!1329 From January 26 to February 8, 2007 -- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.413 / Virus Database: 268.18.5/707 - Release Date: 01/03/2007 . --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at:
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