Terrific! Really enjoyed it! smile!
Hehahahehehaha!
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From: delma bliss
To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:10 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: On the Lighter Side...
hahahahaha smiles
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From: steve doyle
To: RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com
Sent: Thursday, June 21, 2007 12:05 PM
Subject: [RecipesAndMore] On the Lighter Side...
On the Lighter Side...
WORDS OF WISDOM
When you're over 50 you can still do all the
things you did when you were 17 -- if you don't
mind making an idiot of yourself.
INSTANT PROOF
Yesterday I went to the optician's, walked up to
the counter and said to the guy on duty, "I think
my eyes are going." He said, "They've gone mate - this is Burger King."
GULL-IBLE
A father was at the beach with his children when
his four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his
hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull
lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to
him?" the son asked. "He died and went to
Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a
moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"
POLE-ISH
At the Olympics a man went up to a competitor who
was carrying a very long pole. "Excuse me, are
you a pole vaulter?" "Nein, I am German," the man
replied. "But how did you know my name ist Walter?"
THE BOSS
A large company, feeling it was time for a
shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was
determined to rid the company of all slackers. On
a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy
leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers
and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business. He walked up to the guy leaning against
the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a
week?" A little surprised, the young man looked
at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and
screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT
and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about
himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that
goof-ball did here?" From across the room came a
voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
Lr Smiles
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