Before you read this joke
let me ashure you
I dont mean it, to upset any one
I just think it is funny, & wanted to share it.
Delma
THE BLONDE PAINTER
>>>>
>>>>This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these
>>>>blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she
>>>>decides to show her husband that blondes really are
>> smart. While her husband is off to work she is going to paint a couple
>> of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for
>> work, she gets down to the task at hand.
>>
>>>>Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of
>>>>paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the
>>>>floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka
>>>>and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she
>>>>is OK. She replies yes He asks what she is doing and she replies that
>>>>she wanted to prove to him that not all
>> blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He
>> then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket.
>>
>> She replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it
>> said . ..
>>
>>>>You'll love this . . .Yep! I know you will . . .
>>
>>>>"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"
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