Me, too; how wonderfully true! ----- Original Message ----- From: Sugar <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com> Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 8:55 PM Subject: [RecipesAndMore] Re: About Men -- Funny
> > ohohoh, I love lovelove this!! > Syl > > It's not who you are that holds you back, > it's who you think you're not > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Sherri Crum" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: <RecipesAndMore@googlegroups.com> > Sent: Tuesday, April 29, 2008 4:52 PM > Subject: [RecipesAndMore] About Men -- Funny > > > > > > Subject: FW: funny > > > > 15 PIECES OF ADVICE TO BE PASSED ON TO YOUR MUM, YOUR DAUGHTERS OR > > GRANDDAUGHTERS, NIECES, AUNTS, GIRLFRIENDS, ETC. > > > > 1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. > > > > 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door > > > > 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them > > all up there. > > > > 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out > > alone. > > > > 5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature > > anyway. > > > > 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that > > you can tell them apart. > > > > 7. Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity > > to make some woman miserable. > > > > 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the > > do-it-yourself types. > > > > 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too > > old > > for it. > > > > 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. > > > > 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. > > > > 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. > > Even in Biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. > > > > 13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him > > check books. > > > > 14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him > > jokes, > > it means that you laugh at his. > > > > 15. Sadly, all men are created equal. > > > > Send this to 5 Bright Women to make their day! > > > > > > > > > > > -- > > No virus found in this incoming message. > > Checked by AVG. > > Version: 7.5.524 / Virus Database: 269.23.6/1403 - Release Date: 4/29/2008 > > 7:26 AM > > > > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ Access the Recipes And More list archives at: http://www.mail-archive.com/recipesandmore%40googlegroups.com/ Visit the group home page at: http://groups.google.com/group/RecipesAndMore -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
