We've heard these all before, but this is the 1st time I've seen it with LINUX... > > OS Air > > > > IF OPERATING SYSTEMS RAN THE AIRLINES > > > > Linux Air > > > > Disgruntled employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start > their own airline. > > They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the runways > themselves. They charge a > > small fee to cover the cost of printing the ticket, but you can also > download and print > > the ticket yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, > four bolts, a > > wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled, the fully > adjustable seat is > > very comfortable, the plane leaves and arrives on time without a single > problem, the > > in-flight meal is wonderful. You > > try to tell customers of the other airlines about the great trip, but > all they can say > > is "You had to do what with the seat?" > > > > UNIX Airways > > > > Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the > airport. They all go > > out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing > non-stop about > > what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. > > > > Air DOS > > > > Everybody pushes the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and > let the plane > > coast until it hits the ground again. They the push again, jump on > again, and so on... > > > > Mac Airlines > > > > All the stewards, captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look > and act exactly > > the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are gently > but firmly told > > that you don't need to know, don't want to know, and everything will be > done for you > > without your ever having to know, so just shut up. > > > > Windows Air > > > > The terminal is pretty and colorful, with friendly stewards, easy > baggage check and > > boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the air, the > plane explodes > > with no warning whatsoever. > > > > WindowsNT Air > > > > Just like Windows Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and > takes out all the > > other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it explodes. _______________________________________________ Redhat-list mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] https://listman.redhat.com/mailman/listinfo/redhat-list
