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De film Clueless kwam ter sprake in een chat met een bevriende nerd naar aanleiding van wat cool is en wat niet. Ik probeer namelijk een grapje van hem bekender te maken door het ook toe te passen waar mogelijk:
De telefoniste van zijn mogelijk toekomstige werkgever vroeg mij: "zal ik een boodschap achterlaten of bel je later terug?" Mijn antwoord is dan: "b." Stilte aan de andere kant van de lijn... En toen begon ze plotseling te lachen. Duidelijk iemand die nerd-humor kan herkennen. Lijkt me een goede werkplek voor hem.
Anyways, zo kwamen we erop dat een van zijn favoriete films Clueless is.
Hier een selectie quotes:
Cher is een rol van Alicia Silverstone, http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0112697/fcstil_0521.jpg
Memorable Quotes from Clueless (1995 )
Mel : What the hell is that? Cher : A dress. Mel : Says who? Cher : Calvin Klein.
Cher : So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair - ew - and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so!
[About keeping her virginity. ] Cher : You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet.
Cher : Until mankind is peaceful enough not to have violence on the news, there's no point in taking it out of shows that need it for entertainment value!
Cher : Miss Stoeger, I would just like to say that physical education in this school is a disgrace. I mean, standing in line for forty minutes is hardly aerobically effective. I doubt I've worked off the calories in a stick of Carefree gum.
Cher : Oh look, Josh is dancing with Tai, he never dances! Christian : I can see why!
Josh : Hey, in some parts of the universe, maybe not in contempo-casual, but in some parts, it's considered cool to know what's going on in the world.
Cher : Thank you Josh. I SO need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me the part about Kenny G again?
Cher : Do you prefer "fashion victim" or "ensembly challenged"?
Cher : He does dress better than I do, what would I bring to the relationship?
Mel : Do you know what time it is? Cher : A watch doesn't really go with this outfit, daddy.
Amber : Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked. Cher : No I believe that's your designer imposter perfume.
Josh : You look like Pippi Longstocking. Cher : Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Longstocking? Josh : Someone Mel Gibson never played.
Cher : Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex!
Cher : Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.
Cher : Ms. Stoger! that machine is a lawsuit waiting to happen! Miss Stoger : Thank you for the legal advice.
Cher : Christian said he'd call tomorrow, but in boy time that meant Thursday.
Cher : Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Cher : [ seeking a match for her teacher ] There was a major babe drought at my school. The evil trolls from the math department were actually married and in the grand tradition of P.E. teachers, Ms. Stoger seemed to be same-sex oriented.
Cher : D, when your allergies act up, take out your nose ring!
Travis : I joined this program and there's steps. There's... uh... Cher : Twelve? Travis : Yeah, how'd you know? Cher : Wild guess.
Josh : Hey, James Bond, in America we drive on the right side of the road. Cher : I am. You try driving in platforms.
Tai : Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive. Cher : That was way harsh, Tai.
Dionne : Hello? There was a stop sign back there. Cher : I totally paused.
Josh : You want to practice parking? Cher : What's the point? Everywhere you go has valet.
Cher : Um, a second notice for three outstanding tickets. I don't remember getting a first notice.
Mel : The *ticket* is the first notice!
Mel : I didn't even know you could get tickets without a license.
Cher : [ about Josh ] A licensed driver with nothing to do? Where would I find such a loser?
[After taking her drivers test ]
Cher : So, how did I do?
DMV Teste : How'd you do? Well, let's just see shall we? You can't park, you can't change lanes, you can't make right hand turns, you damaged private property and you almost killed someone. Off hand, I'd say you failed!
Mel : So, what did you do in school today?
Cher : Well, I broke in my purple clogs.
Cher : Are you talking about drugs?
Tai : Yeah.
Cher : Tai, how old are you?
Tai : I'll be 16 in May.
Cher : My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you someadvice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.
Cher : I want to do something for humanity. Josh : How about sterilization?
Murray : Woman, lend me fi' dollas.
Dionne : Murray, I have asked you repeatedly not to call me "woman".
Murray : Excuse me, "Ms. Dionne."
Dionne : Thank you.
Murray : My street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily in misogynistic undertones.
Cher : So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, "What about the strain on our resources?" Well it's like when I had this garden party for my father's birthday. I put R.S.V.P. 'cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was totally buggin'. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and rearrange some things we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty! Thank you very much.
Cher : Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.
Cher : Searching for a boy in high school is like searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
Cher : Daddy's a litigator. That's the scariest type of lawyer. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him. And daddy's so good he gets $500 to argue with people. But he argues with me for free because I'm his daughter.
Mel : You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C to an A-? Cher : Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud? Mel : Honey, I couldn't be happier then if they were based on real grades.
Tai : I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.
Dionne : Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.
Tai : No shit! You guys got Coke here?
Dionne : Well, yeah.
Cher : Yeah, this is America.
Tai : Cher, you're a virgin? Cher : You say that like it's a bad thing. Dionne : Besides, the PC term is 'Hymenally Challenged'.
Amber : Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne : Well, there goes your social life.
Cher : If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.
Elton : What's seven times seven?
Cher : Stuff she knows!
Cher : Looks like we're gonna have to make a cameo at the Val party. Tai : Hey, did you see that? Cher : Ugh. Skateboards. That is so five years ago.
Mel : Don't tell me those brain-dead lowlifes are calling me again. Cher : They *are* your parents.
Cher : Lucy, the gardener called again, he needs permission to fix the hose, you said you'd talk to him.
Lucy : (Spanish accent) He's your gardener, I don't know why you no tell him.
Cher : Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.
Lucy : I NOT A MEXICAN!
[storms off ]
Cher : What's the matter with her?
Josh : Lucy's from El Salvador.
Cher : So?
Josh : So, it's a completely different country. You get mad if anyone thinks you live below Sunset.
Cher : Would you say I'm selfish? Dionne : No, not to your face.
Josh : You know maybe Marky Mark wants to use his popularity for a good cause, make a contribution. In case you've never heard of that, a contribution is-
Cher : Excuse me, but I have donated many expensive Italian outfits to Lucy, and as soon I get my license, I fully intend to brake for animals, and I have contributed many hours to helping two lonely teachers find romance.
Josh : Which I'll bet serves your interests more than theirs. You know, If I ever saw you do anything that wasn't ninety percent selfish, I'd die of shock.
Cher : Oh, that'd be reason enough for me.
Mel : Which reminds me, where's your report card?
Cher : It's not ready yet.
Mel : What do you mean, "it's not ready yet?"
Cher : Well, some teachers are trying to low-ball me, Daddy. And I know how you say, "Never accept a first offer", so I figure these grades are just a jumping off point to start negotiations.
Cher : [ To Josh ] Shouldn't you go to school on the East Coast? I hear girls at N.Y.U. aren't at all particular.
Mel : I expect you to walk through this door in twenty minutes. Cher : It might take longer than that Dad. Mel : Everywhere in L.A takes twenty minutes.
Amber : [ makes W with her hands ] Whatever!
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