RE :
May 10 2006

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died last night."  
Kenny replied: "Well then, just give me my money back.  

The farmer said:
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Kenny said:"OK then, just unload the donkey."  
The farmer asked: "What ya gonna do with him?"  
Kenny:
"I'm going to raffle him off."


(Note: To raffle is to sell a thing by lottery - draw lots - to a group of people, each paying the same amount for a ticket).  

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"  
Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead".  
A month later, the farmer met up with Kenny and asked,
"What happened with that dead donkey?"  
Kenny : "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."  
Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars."  

Kenny grew up, and eventually become a successful consultant for thre Romanian Presidents helping with planning "Fondul Propietatea" and the payment for the communist confiscate proprieties to the legal ouners.
 
Vasile Bouleanu   .




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