<<Just returned from the Gator Bowl/Alltel Stadium. Lordy, Lordy!>>

I wondered where you'd been all day!  

<<1. Georgia fans are decent fans. UNLESS they are 18 and 19 year old
sorority girls with Dad's cash and a belly full of Beam. I actually
LEARNED new curse words today. WHEW!>>

A belly full of beam?  New curse words?  Do tell :)... Actually, the
best fans I've ever associated with were from LSU (21 year old sorority
girls with beer in their hands lol).

<<
2. Florida fans are as bad, if not worse, than AllBarn fans. They are,
in
general, the rudest, nastiest, sloppiest, dumbest, and most obnoxious
so-called humans on our planet.>>

My barber is a Florida fan.  I got a haircut this morning.  'Nuff said.

<<
3. SEC refs really are blind. It's not just an anti-Bama bias. The refs
are
really bad at all games. They screwed Florida on several occasions.>>

I didn't pay that close of attention to the officiating, to notice any
screwing of the Gaytors, but I hate Florida, so this would be a good
thing.  Unfortunately it wasn't enough.

<<
4. The obnoxiousness of the Florida fans did, in fact, lend to a
humorous
moment. During the 3rd quarter during one stop in play after a
particularly
bad call the entire Florida 1/2 of the stadium started chanting (and
actually in unison) "Refs SUCK!" It was really a beautimous thing. The
refs
DID hear and kinda look around a little.>>

Oh, Lordy, lordy.  I'm surprised that Florida didn't get flagged for
"Unsportsmanlike conduct"... after all, they were the "home" team this
year.

<<
5. Jill Arrington spent almost the entire game within 50 feet of me and
was
usually only 15 feet from me. [deleted text] and then [more deleted
text]
but not before [enough already!]!!! Understand?>>

No.  You censored the good [deleted text].  You pig! :)

<<
6. Today was the most perfect football-weather day in Florida history.
Cool,
low humidity, and sunny! NICE!>>

You shoulda been on this end of the panhandle.  It was frickin cold this
morning!

<<
7. Club seats RULE BABEEE!! 7th row on the 30 YL. DAMN!
>>

Pig!  :)

<<
8. There is an odd glow that emits from The Evil One. You can not see it
on
TV but, in person, it is this greenish glow that reminds me of a Scooby
Doo
villain. And then there is the smell but I won't get into that.>>

I thought it was a blue glow...?

<<
9. I spent almost the entire game trying to figure out how they get the
yellow line to move across the field to show the first down location. It
was
really hard to see it from where I was sitting but when I looked up at
one
of the Super Duper Jumbo Lumbo-Trons at the CBS telecast I saw it fine.
Must
have something to do with the new type of turf nowadays...>>

It's the wonders of television.  You know how those telestrators(?) of
old worked, don't you?  Same concept, except they don't use a light pen
to draw the yellow line, and the line is yellow.

<<
10. Both Florida and Georgia are VERY beatable. No doubt about it. I saw
MAYBE 3 good hits today. I've seen Bama hit harder in practice. The
Florida
D is undisciplined and the O is impatient. Don't get me wrong. Both
teams
are good but Bama CAN beat either on any day.>>

The only way Bama will play either- this year - is for LSU to beat Ole
Piss, and a few other things to happen, too.  If things fall into place,
though, I say, bring 'em on!


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