>  A Man's Diary
> 
> 
> 
>  Dear Diary,
> 
>  I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of
> men & women differ
> so much. And I never have figured out the whole
> Venus and Mars thing.
> Ihave never
>  figured out why men think with their head and women
> with  their heart.
> I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene
> gets thrown into a
> state
> of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
> 
>  One evening last week, my wife and I were getting
> into bed. Well, the
>  passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
> "I don't feel like
> it, I just want you to hold me." I said
> "WHAT????!!!" So she says the
> words that
> every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You
> must not be in tune
> with
> my emotional needs as a woman." I am thinking "what
> was her first clue?"
> I finally realize that nothing was going to happen
> that night so I went
> to
> sleep.
> 
>  The very next day, we went shopping at a big,
> unnamed dept. store... I
>  walked around with her while she tried on three
> different very
> expensive outfits She couldn't decide which one to
> take so I told her to
> take all
> three. She> wanted matching shoes, I said "lets get
> a pair for each
> outfit." We
> went to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of
> diamond earrings.
>  Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must
> have thought I was
> One wave  short of a shipwreck. I started to think
> she was testing me
> because
> she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't
> even know how to play
> tennis.
>  I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was
> OK. She was almost
>  sexually excited from all of this. You should have
> seen her face when
> she said "I think this is all dear, lets go to the
> cash register."
> 
>  I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out
> "No honey, I don't
> feel like buying all of this stuff now." You should
> have seen her
> face...it
> went completely blank. I then said "Really honey! I
> just want you to
> HOLD
> this stuff for a while." And just when she had this
> look like she was
> going to
> kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my
> financial needs as a
> man."
> 
>  I figure that I won't be having sex again until
> sometime after the
> spring of
>  2008.
> 
> 


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BRYANT And SHULA
 TWO Great Names
 ONE Great Tradition

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