> What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? > Juan on Juan. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What is a Yankee? > The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Why does a man have a hole in his penis? > To get some air to his brain. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What is the difference between a Harley and a > Hoover? > The position of the dirt bag. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Why is divorce so expensive? > Because it's worth it. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's > mouth? > One US leader. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > How can you tell when a man's had an orgasm? > From the snoring. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends > over? > Doughnuts. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Why is air a lot like sex? > Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting > any. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely? > Because Janet Reno is her real father. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 > republican > politicians in a room together? > > 100 people who don't do dick. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? > You push it aside and keep on eating! > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > How did the tugboat get AIDs? > > It was rear-ended by a ferry. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating > tampon. > That way a woman can be at her best even when she > is at her worst. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? > Depends... > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Define "Egghead:" > What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount > Olive? > Popeye almost killed him! > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > What's the definition of a teenager? > God's punishment for enjoying sex. > > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > What two words will clear out a men's restroom? > "Nice Dick!" > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What's the definition of eternity? > 4 blondes at a 4-way stop intersection. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? > His girlfriend has to chew before swallowing! > > --------------------------------------------------------- > > What's the definition of indefinitely? > When your balls are slapping up against her ass, > you're > in....definitely! > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > Mom's have Mother's Day, father's have Father's Day. > What do single guys have? Palm Sunday. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? > They are both used as substitute meat. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > > > Why is sex like a game of bridge? > If you have a good hand, you don't need a partner. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What do a coffin and a condom have in common? > They're both filled with stiffs, only one's coming > and one's going! > > --------------------------------------------------------- > What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? > Hold on to your nuts, this is going to be a hell of > a blowjob! > --------------------------------------------------------- > > How is a woman like a condom? > Both spend more time in your wallet than on your > pecker. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > What is the similarity between a woman and Kentucky > Fried Chicken? > By the time you've finished with the breast and > thighs, all you have > left is a greasy box to put your bone in. > > ---------------------------------------------------------- > How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? > It's not hard. > > -- > > _______________________________________________ > Get your own Hello Kitty email @ www.sanriotown.com > > Powered by Outblaze > >
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