OPERATION: Please be advised that your Optirectomy operation is scheduled for 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.
The purpose of this operation is to sever the cord that connects your eyes to your rectum and, hopefully, get rid of your shitty outlook on life. It has been noted that you have been in less than perfect humor lately. ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net