Another........... A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is Actually alive. She lived for ten more years, and then dies peacefully.A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch the f*cking wall!""
"If a man does his best, what else is there?" - General George S. Patton (1885-1945) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Joe Goodson" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 10:40 PM Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] (ain't) > I thought that this one was relevant......and funny. > My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the > other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a > good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big f*ckin' red > mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a > diamond !!!! > > "If a man does his best, what else is there?" > - General George S. Patton (1885-1945) > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 7:07 AM > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] (ain't) > > > > A. Because women don't need a larger brain when dealing with men. > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > To: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>; "RollTideFan-The University of > > Alabama Athletics Discussion List" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 6:52 AM > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] (ain't) > > > > > > > Q. Why weren't women given larger brains than birds? > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > To: "RollTideFan-The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List" > > > <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > Sent: Wednesday, October 22, 2003 6:36 AM > > > Subject: Re: [RollTideFan] (ain't) > > > > > > > > > > Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? > > > > > > > > > > > > A. So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: "Jeff Todd" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, October 21, 2003 8:32 PM > > > > Subject: [RollTideFan] (ain't) > > > > > > > > > > > > > Q: why do blondes wear hoop earrings? > > > > > > > > > > A: they have to have some place to rest their ankles. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Slef E. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription > > > visit > > > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription > > > visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > > > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit > http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
