The GOAT man????
Krut has a brother????
Jamie
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>
> Hot off the press!
> By: Ward, Butch
> November 21, 2003 7:46 AM
>
Iron
> Bowl '03
>
by:
> The Goat Man
> The leaves have
> fell and it's gettin' cold, It must be time
> for another
> Iron Bowl,
> A lot has happened
> since Two Thousand and Two, To the Crimson
> and White and
> the Orange and Blue...
>
> I might as well
> mention, good ol' Coach Fran, The all-time,
> hands down,
> sorriest man,
> Who the Good Lord
> might not let into Heaven, I'm glad Oklahoma
> beat him,
> by seventy-seven...
>
> And over at Auburn
> the rumor mill,
> Was bearing down on Tuberville,
> When he was
> hearing noises he wanted to muffle, What was
> Tubby's
> answer? - "The Assistant Coach Shuffle"...
>
> Meanwhile, Bama
> thought Coach Price was right, But we didn't
> know how he
> spent his nights, Hangin' out with
> hootchies, carousin'
> and drinkin', Made us wonder, "what was we
> thinkin'?"...
> So we had to show
> Coach Price the door,
> One more ulcer for Mal Moore,
> You might say Price was not elated,
> About his story in
> 'Sports Illustrated'...
>
> But it all worked
> out, we found a coach we like, Don Shula's
> son, the one
> named Mike,
> He's young and
> smart, he's got lots of class, And through
> his doors no
> hookers pass...
>
> At this point I
> cannot neglect,
> To use a verse to pay respects,
> Without "The Voice
> of Auburn", Jim Fyffe was his name,
> "Touchdown Auburn!"
> won't ever be the same...
>
> Pre-season hype
> had Auburn "the best in the west", "We're
> loaded with
> hosses, put us to the test!", "This is
> Auburn's year!"
> there were winks, and back-slappin',
> Now, five
> lost games later, ... it ain't gonna happen...
>
> At Bama the
> season was a big question mark, Did we have
> enough
> depth, would Brody be the spark?, Would the
> new coaching
> staff have plenty of knowledge? Would Shula
> figure out,
> how to coach in college?
>
> Now eleven
> games later, we're bruised, sore and bloody,
> Our
> record's a shambles, Big Al's grass-stained and
> muddy,
> But our players never quit, they lay it all on the
> line,
> We've come up barely short, in seven overtimes...
> Our coaches
> have good game plans but we've got holes to plug,
> It's
> hard to do and fight off the injury bug,
> Brody's been a
> tough one, he throws the ball with some zing,
> And that's
> hard to do with a shoulder busted like a chicken
> wing...
>
> So into
> Jordan-Hare two mediocres stumble, But do
> not be
> deceived, it's gonna be a rumble, 'Cause
> every coach and
> player knows that he is on a mission, To be
> a part of
> history and carry on the grand tradition...
>
> Before we
> get excited and fill the air with our invective,
> Let's
> take just a moment, to get a real perspective,
> The
> Tigers and The Tide are getting ready for a "war",
> While
> half a world away, our kids are fighting for much
> more...
>
> And back
> here at home, right here in our state,
> Decent people
> look for jobs, 'cause things ain't all that great,
> So as
> we settle down to enjoy the Iron Bowl game day,
> God
> bless Auburn, God bless Bama, and please God, bless
> the
> U.S.A....
>
> Cheers - VO-
>
>
>
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