The GOAT man???? Krut has a brother???? Jamie --- [EMAIL PROTECTED] wrote: > > Hot off the press! > By: Ward, Butch > November 21, 2003 7:46 AM > Iron > Bowl '03 > by: > The Goat Man > The leaves have > fell and it's gettin' cold, It must be time > for another > Iron Bowl, > A lot has happened > since Two Thousand and Two, To the Crimson > and White and > the Orange and Blue... > > I might as well > mention, good ol' Coach Fran, The all-time, > hands down, > sorriest man, > Who the Good Lord > might not let into Heaven, I'm glad Oklahoma > beat him, > by seventy-seven... > > And over at Auburn > the rumor mill, > Was bearing down on Tuberville, > When he was > hearing noises he wanted to muffle, What was > Tubby's > answer? - "The Assistant Coach Shuffle"... > > Meanwhile, Bama > thought Coach Price was right, But we didn't > know how he > spent his nights, Hangin' out with > hootchies, carousin' > and drinkin', Made us wonder, "what was we > thinkin'?"... > So we had to show > Coach Price the door, > One more ulcer for Mal Moore, > You might say Price was not elated, > About his story in > 'Sports Illustrated'... > > But it all worked > out, we found a coach we like, Don Shula's > son, the one > named Mike, > He's young and > smart, he's got lots of class, And through > his doors no > hookers pass... > > At this point I > cannot neglect, > To use a verse to pay respects, > Without "The Voice > of Auburn", Jim Fyffe was his name, > "Touchdown Auburn!" > won't ever be the same... > > Pre-season hype > had Auburn "the best in the west", "We're > loaded with > hosses, put us to the test!", "This is > Auburn's year!" > there were winks, and back-slappin', > Now, five > lost games later, ... it ain't gonna happen... > > At Bama the > season was a big question mark, Did we have > enough > depth, would Brody be the spark?, Would the > new coaching > staff have plenty of knowledge? Would Shula > figure out, > how to coach in college? > > Now eleven > games later, we're bruised, sore and bloody, > Our > record's a shambles, Big Al's grass-stained and > muddy, > But our players never quit, they lay it all on the > line, > We've come up barely short, in seven overtimes... > Our coaches > have good game plans but we've got holes to plug, > It's > hard to do and fight off the injury bug, > Brody's been a > tough one, he throws the ball with some zing, > And that's > hard to do with a shoulder busted like a chicken > wing... > > So into > Jordan-Hare two mediocres stumble, But do > not be > deceived, it's gonna be a rumble, 'Cause > every coach and > player knows that he is on a mission, To be > a part of > history and carry on the grand tradition... > > Before we > get excited and fill the air with our invective, > Let's > take just a moment, to get a real perspective, > The > Tigers and The Tide are getting ready for a "war", > While > half a world away, our kids are fighting for much > more... > > And back > here at home, right here in our state, > Decent people > look for jobs, 'cause things ain't all that great, > So as > we settle down to enjoy the Iron Bowl game day, > God > bless Auburn, God bless Bama, and please God, bless > the > U.S.A.... > > Cheers - VO- > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics > Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your > subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
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