Bad Timing: A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks over at her and speaks in a clear voice. "Darling," he says, "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce." The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead, but slowly increases her speed to 55 mph. "And don't try to talk me out of it," he says "Because I am having an affair with your friend and she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel tightly and slowly increases the speed to 65. He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently. She inches up to 75 mph. "I want the car, too, he continues. She is now doing 80 mph. "And," he says, "I'll take the bank accounts and the credit cards and the boat." The car starts veering towards a massive concrete wall. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?" The wife replies in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need," she says. "Oh really?" he inquires. "So what have you got?" Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag." ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
