After having their 11th child, an Aubbie couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor," is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."
The aubbie said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me," said the doctor.
So the aubbie went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the
can up to his ear and began to count:
"1"
"2"
"Free"
"Fur"
"5"
"Dang!" At this point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure has been approved for, and is encouraged for, fans of Auburn, Tennessee, Florida, Florida State, LSU, Kentucky, Arkansas, Mississippi, Mississippi State, South Carolina Chickens, West Virginia, aTm, Texas, Oklahoma and the entire state of Georgia.
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