ROTFLMAO!!! How true it is. Joe It is not my intention to do away with government. It is rather to make it work -- work with us, not over us; stand by our side, not ride on our back. Government can and must provide opportunity, not smother it; foster productivity, not stifle it.
Ronald Reagan, First Inaugural Address, January 20, 1981 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Pat Smoot" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> Sent: Sunday, June 27, 2004 6:16 AM Subject: [RollTideFan] NON (Hot Air) > A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered altitude and > spotted a man in a boat in a lake below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can > you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't > know where I am." > > The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon > approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. > You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 > minutes west longitude." > > She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a Republican." > > "I am", replied the man. "How did you know?" > > "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically > correct, but I have no idea what to make of your information, and I'm still > lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." > > The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Democrat." > > "I am," replied the balloonist, "How did you know?" > > "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. > You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a > promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME to solve your > problem. You're in EXACTLY the same position you were in before we met, but > somehow, now it's MY fault." > > > > ______________________________________________________ > RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List > > "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" > > To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net > ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List "Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup!" To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net
