PROBLEM: Two books are for sale. Which to buy? "Titanic" or "My Life" by Bill Clinton?
Titanic: $29.99 Clinton: $29.99 Titanic: Over 3 hours to read Clinton: Over 3 hours to read Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe Titanic: Jack is a starving artist Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar Clinton: Ditto for Bill Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined Clinton: Ditto for Monica Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit Clinton: Let's not go there Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary....basically the same ______________________________________________________ RollTideFan - The University of Alabama Athletics Discussion List Welcome to RollTideFan! Wear a cup! To join or leave the list or to make changes to your subscription visit http://listinfo.rolltidefan.net New AOL.com addresses are NOT allowed on this list. Get a real ISP.
