Joe
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
Sent: Sunday, October 10, 2004 1:18 PM
Subject: [RollTideFan] Bon Voyage (oldie-not)
Special Notice from Carnival Cruise Lines!!!
Subject: NOTICE FROM CARNIVAL CRUISE LINES: Afghanistan Cruise
We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had
promised to leave the country if George W.Bush became President.
With that in mind, we have a Special Offer for those who still want to
keep their promise!
Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Ed Asner,Whoppi
Goldberg, Cher, Phil Donahue, Rob Reiner, Barbara Streisand, Jane Fonda,
Pierre Salinger, and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose
of all US assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship
Cruise, "Elation," which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be
dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a
Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach,Broward, and Miami-Dade
counties prior to your cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years
Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise
director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director, and Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
If you have any questions about making arrangements for your
homes,friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator
Hillary Clinton. Her village can raise your children while you're gone,
and she can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you
return.
Bon Voyage!
Is this a great country or what!
http://community-2.webtv.net/TIDE1/TIDE1VOGRAM/
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