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"Those people who will not be governed by God will be
ruled by tyrants."
- William Penn ----- Original Message -----
Two Alligators were laying
at the side of a swamp near Washington D.C. The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well," said the big 'gator, what've you been eaten' boy?" Congressmen, same as you," replied the small 'gator. "Hmm. Well, where do y'all catch 'em?" "Down on the other side of the swamp near the parking lot. "Same here, hmm, how do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of them Lexus and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab 'them by the leg, and shake the shit out of them, and eat them!" "Ah!" says the big alligator, "I think I see your problem.You ain't getting' any real nourishment. See, by the time you get done shaken' the shit out of a congressman, there ain't nothing' left but an asshole and a briefcase. |
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