> > Subject: Solution for Republicans > >The Republicans should back off and let men marry men; women marry women, and totally legalize abortion.
In three generations there will be no Democrats! . . . . . . . . . . . . > Subject: The Big Game > >As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she >heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the >door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout >with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are >you doing?" The daughter replied,"Mom, I'm thirty-five years >old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever >get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone." > >The next day, the girl's father heard! the same buzz coming >from the other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering >the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love to >her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the >daughter said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, >and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a >husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.." > >A couple days later, the wife and daughter came home from a >shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen counter, >and heard that buzzing noise coming from, of all places, the >family room. They entered that area and observed the >husband/father sitting on the couch, staring at the TV. The >vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. >The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" > >The husband replied, "I'm watching the ball game with my son-in-law." . . . . . . . . . . . . > Prolly sent before... Can't remember what I sent last year. Obviously, the game above is the UT (son-in-law) vs AU (the daughter) football game. RTR... Cheers -vo- _______________________________________________ RTF mailing list RTF@rolltidefan.net http://rolltidefan.net/mailman/listinfo/rtf_rolltidefan.net
