disagree - I still think she is a problem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Article published Apr 9, 2005
'Ramp Lady' – UA's Notorious Fan Exposed

Chad Hullett, staff reporter

As I enter the University of Alabama's Coleman Coliseum, a queasy
feeling enters my stomach. Normally this would be unusual, but this game
is different. This time I am on a mission. This time I am here to find
none other than "Ramp Lady," UA basketball's official overzealous fan.

My last encounter with Ramp Lady was highly unpleasant. In all of her
exuberance, she committed a crime against humanity. She picked on
someone weaker than her.

During this second game between the Alabama Crimson Tide and the Auburn
Tigers, I am sure that I will find "Ramp Lady" once again shouting and
whooping it up for the home team.

I arrive at the stadium early to find out more info about the infamous
Ramp Lady. I walk around the student section, searching for someone who
may have some information. For this, I enlist the help of the biggest
basketball fans in the student body – "Mark's Madness."

I dive into the sea of crimson T-shirts and signs armed only with my
tape recorder and a few questions. After a bit of small talk, I find
someone who is familiar with Ramp Lady and her escapades.

Drew Shepherd, a senior at the University of Alabama, is highly familiar
with Ramp Lady.

"She stands on the ramp (at the football games) and does nothing but
yell for Alabama," Shepherd said. "At the basketball games she gets
anywhere she can stand."

Alabama has had many an exuberant fan throughout the years. The two guys
with the "Roll Tide" sticks -- really just boxes of Tide detergent with
rolls of toilet paper on top -- resembling "Tweedle Dum" and "Tweedle
Dee" come to mind.

While fans like this are vital parts of the Alabama sporting experience,
the actions of Ramp Lady at the last UA and Auburn game have caused me
to doubt her place among genuine Bama fans.

"I think she is [a vital part], some would say otherwise, but I think
she definitely is," Shepherd said.

I continued scouring the student section, looking for more insight on
Ramp Lady.

"She screams," said University student Patrick Walker. "She's like a
freakin' banshee."

"I haven't seen her at every basketball game, so she's pretty much a
warm weather fan," Walker said. "I'm sure she's a nice lady and all, but
she's just nuts.

Walker said he never really heard her go too far because he doesn't
think she knows any proper English language.

While the comments are made purely in jest, Walker paints a picture of a
woman who spoils the "fan experience" with her brand of high-pitched
cheering and belligerence.

"I don't think screaming makes you a big 'Bama fan," said UA basketball
fan George Ruch. "She really detracts from my experience here at Coleman
Coliseum; she detracts from the entire fan experience."

Rush has gone so far as to even join a group on the popular
inter-college student database thefacebook.com calling for Ramp Lady to
be banned from all sporting events.

"It's called 'Ban The Ramp Lady from All Bama Sporting Events,'" he
said. "She has the right to come, but we should put her up in the
rafters or something."

With all of the negativity and negative opinions surrounding Ramp Lady,
I decided to go to the fiery fanatic herself.

I find Ramp Lady arguing with an usher, trying to get into the student
section.

"My real name is Rena Hayes, I'm from Prattville, Ala.," said the
middle-aged Bama fan.

She looks at me suspiciously as I ask her questions.

"I just recently got into basketball about two years ago, but I don't
miss a football game," Hayes said. "Everybody knows who the Ramp Lady is."

Hayes said she got her nickname because she never sat in her assigned
seat. Instead, she moved to the ramp to yell for the Tide.

"I have no idea where my seat is … hell, I don't know where my seat is
tonight," she said.

With Ramp Lady attending so many Bama functions, most would think she's
a Tuscaloosa resident, right?

Wrong.

"I still stay in Prattville, I drive up here for anything," she said. "I
never went to the University, I just grew up bleedin', living and
breathing Crimson Tide football,"

I then ask if she had any "conflicts" with other schools' fans. Half
expecting to be in the direct line of a Ramp Lady tirade, I slowly ease
away as her husband walks up.

Much to my surprise, she replies calmly.

"I can," she said. "At the Auburn game, I was just following the
students … I didn't start it … come Monday morning, some lady picked me
out and said I started the whole thing … I was just following the
students' lead. If they start tonight, I'll be doing the same thing."

I was amazed at her final comments. Amazed but not surprised. I trudge
my way back to my seat, thinking about her statement that the students
were the root of Alabama fans' exuberance.

I was not surprised at that. I was appalled.

I sat back and thought of the times I saw students disrespect other
fans. I always chalked it up to youthful exuberance. I always expected
it to be just another part of the fan experience, but it's not -- it's a
problem.

In retrospect, I began to see that if what Ramp Lady said is true, then
she isn't the problem, we students are.

Chad Hullett can be contacted at [EMAIL PROTECTED]


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